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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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And then I get a memo... A memo...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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And it's probably a union thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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...and you'll always be a loser.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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I'll always be a winner, and you'll always be a loser.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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Charlie, forget the.357. You need a custom-made suit and a convertible...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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And Elaine is gonna keep him busy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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You can't walk into a building and say, I want to be a talk show host.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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...and then, by the end of the cycle, it'll be a solid block.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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...and I'm the president, and that's my Constitution.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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...is by being happy and successful in your own life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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Afraid the boss is gonna catch this on TV and go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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...and I'll come by, and while you're keeping him busy...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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...and then, throughout the day...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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You and your toilets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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I mean, what is he, up for a big job promotion...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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You are a laughingstock. You are a joke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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I usually work naked a couple hours a day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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They'll start a riot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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Because I'm a winner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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I got a source.