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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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There's a little chair over there, and you interview them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...is that real turkey or is it a turkey roll?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I even kicked a guy in the groin once, and he didn't cry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I mean, this guy is a brilliant man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What is this? - It's a list of excuses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Because sports and women is really all we talk about.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And I'm really sorry. Have a good time. We'll talk next week, okay? Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Looks like your belt is digesting a small animal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...and I think, Geraldo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And those bank lines.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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At least with a woman there's a precedent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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It's a guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...the wall being down and everything.

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The least she could do is send me off with a sandwich.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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This is what I do. Pretend there's a little desk around you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- Is there a real bird in the back? - No, there's no bird, but...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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If there was no sports and no women, the only thing guys would say is:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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This is the thing where you go and you have to make your own pizza?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And that doesn't affect your appetite?