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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and I begin to perceive this impending...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Can't look at a menu now, I gotta be at the table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Look at his little outfit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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If we decide to go at it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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So I'm dressing, and she's staring up at me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'm not good at these things. I get flustered.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'm very lucky she's even considering seeing me at all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You're never gonna stop crime. We should at least be clean.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Once I tried to bribe an usher at the Roller Derby.