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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I'm human. - In your way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The steam's been on for 10 years. No human can turn this off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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All right, then, just get rid of it. You won't have any problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm just gonna wash...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No. The waitresslactress. She just got some part...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Why don't you just kick her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I just bought Jerry's couch for $50.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Just give me your keys. - All right, sir.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...you could just give someone the toe, really, couldn't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- We're just so thrilled with this place. - It's a dream.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...to just pick a finger and you show it to the person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You just said you wanted it. - No, I'm saying if a situation arose...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Someone shows me one of their fingers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Forget it, I'm gonna take it with me. I'll just pack up the cushions...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You win. Take it, just take it. - I don't wanna win it like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Yeah, and get this. I just got off the elevator with him and I tested him.