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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.3s

- I know what you're saying now. - It's time you got out of here, anyway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

No, it's not a problem. I can get rid of the apartment this afternoon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

...I get ahead of this woman who felt, for some reason, I'd cut her off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

I think I found your stuff.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

I see.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

Someone shows me one of their fingers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

I tested him, like, this is what I said, like this. I went:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

- I don't have any plants. - I have plants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.7s

I saw that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

I like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

I better not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.3s

I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

I tell you what.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

I don't know. Maybe...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.5s

I could take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

- I want evens. - Good.