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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Mother******!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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- His mother was a mudder. - His mother was a mudder?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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His mother was a mudder?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Hey, your mother's uglier than Hazel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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My mother used to walk around our apartment...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Really embarrassing, because I had the only mother...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Hazel really puts your mother to shame. You know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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- His father was a mudder. - His mother was a mudder.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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...at Broadway and Lafayette.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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...and I've never looked back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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...in her bra and panties.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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The helpless father-and-son team.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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...and catch the Q to Atlantic Avenue...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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...when and where I wanna get off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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It's hard today with the men and women.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Stepagain, Pappernick, Pappernick and Stepagain to the line...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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...it was simonized, and the front end was aligned.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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...and 9th Street. Then you gotta get on the R.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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42nd Street. Change for the D and the double R...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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I'd look like an idiot. She'd get offended and leave.