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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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I'll always be a winner, and you'll always be a loser.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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...and then, by the end of the cycle, it'll be a solid block.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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I'll always be a winner...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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She's gonna be a fine sailor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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...and you'll always be a loser.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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I want all of you to be there. This really means a lot to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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Maybe I could be a professor or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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- Really? - Yeah, a couple of people.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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You're not a part of society.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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...but that kid's gonna be a good sailor someday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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Someone said once I'd be a good talk show host.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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I like horses. Maybe I could be a stable boy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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Maybe I could be, like, an announcer, like, a colour man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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You can't walk into a building and say, I want to be a talk show host.

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You know, like the general manager of a baseball team.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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- You ever hear of a bank? - Come on, let's go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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So a lot of times I'll just lock the door to my office...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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I think I'd be good at that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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...get in the way of business?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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People like the idea of revenge.