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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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She said curse word. I hang up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And they put it in front of you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...will give me 50 bucks if I stand here and eat one of your egg rolls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...off of somebody's plate.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Get out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...over the problems of a fellow individual?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...in the world of bribery, can they?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and relieve this unstoppable force...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...I finally stop and say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'm working hard. And you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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They were. It's kind of complicated.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and to tell anyone that answers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and I begin to perceive this impending...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- I believe we were ahead of them. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events.