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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You have no hot water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You have insurance, right, buddy? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Great. I had fun. Where's the TV? Where's the VCR?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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And where were you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No meat, no leftovers, no butter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- No, no. - All right, flip it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Case closed. - No, no. You don't understand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I don't have any plants. - I have plants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No crying, no guilt. Winner takes all and that's it. Agreed?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Tails. - No, it hit the table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's not like Batman, where there's three crooks in the city...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You can't have soft cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No soft cheeses of any kind.

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- Do you ever find anything? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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How can you not have insurance?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Why? - If you're having second thoughts...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No. The waitresslactress. She just got some part...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Straight choose, three takes it. No disputes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- It affects it. - You didn't call no interference.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Would you take the place? - No. Impossible. It's your apartment.