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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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He's buying them for his Pepsi girlfriend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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It's a family in a brown paper bag.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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There's a new Neil in town.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Call an ambulance. -We're already in a hospital.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper, now, would you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Well, I don't know how official any of these rankings really are.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I'm sorry, but I'm taking Neil to a clinic in England.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I try take a vacation. I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I'm in the coffee shop...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Well, that doesn't sound so bad. -I have to live in a cave.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Put us all in the hospital...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-That's very nice. -The best in the world...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I don't have to be up in the morning and I know a great breakfast place...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Everyone stay in your seats.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...or a monocle or a cane.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I got married in high school.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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That's what puts the magic in Magic Pan.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Ladies and gentlemen, in just one moment...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Like a mustache or wearing a top hat...