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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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A drafty apartment. A sweaterless friend.

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Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?

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-What? -A different one.

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It's a tough one.

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Here, take mine. There's a little left.

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And then I asked myself why. I mean, this is where I wanna be.

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Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--

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Insert a knife into the center and twist.

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That's good, isn't it? You have a happy and a healthy.

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...and I see Peggy using a seat protector.

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Take a look at his neck, not to mention the melon sitting on top of it.

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...and I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew.

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-And what a pretty radish rose, huh? -Well, thank you.

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So I'm glad we had a talk and worked this out.

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And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much-needed...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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He has to do is count his blessings, say a prayer and he's done.