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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Actually, I met him in Switzerland...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Because great couples always have a great story about how they met.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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- How can I live? - Can't live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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How could you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...sew your ass to your face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...your- Your left rear tire's a little low.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...and I will carve my initials in your brain tissue.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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- But last night you said you were free. - We just met.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Love when they touch your arm. I can't get enough of that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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That's how you really do learn about life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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You lie! How hard is it to lie!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...for the rest of your life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Did you check your machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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How could you not give a thank-you wave?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Wait, wait, wait. How do you know it's not John Tesh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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- Let me rephrase- - I'll bash your skull in...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Is she with your bald friend from the other night?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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I-I witnessed that...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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And then- And then he did mention your name.