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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You know? I don't know how to say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I mean, I'm your biggest fan.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What? - I gave your ticket to Horneck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So I thought you were tutoring your nephew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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No. As a guy, I don't know how I can break up with another guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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How about you've been diagnosed...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...how all the other men in the neighbourhood...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Wait. How does Horneck know you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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How long is he gonna be out?

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How can you talk to someone like that?

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Finally, she blurts out how it's not working.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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How much could you possibly have in there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You have to know how to do that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So my shrink wants me to bring my mother in for a session.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Can you conduct your business...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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How about next Tuesday night? Why don't you come along.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And that doesn't affect your appetite?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Oh, yeah, sure. Keep your money.