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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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All right, then, just get rid of it. You won't have any problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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How late are the stores open? I'm thinking of maybe buying a new TV...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...do not feel like you have to take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You don't have to call it. That's a rule!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The first couple of times you go through it, it's very upsetting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...as a kid, you have a certain way of working out disagreements.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I don't have any plants. - I have plants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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This is my new next-door neighbour, Diane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Well, one of you better damn well take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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This is gonna be my new place. I'm living here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- In fact, get it out of here right now. - Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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If there was a kid court of law, it holds up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You have no hot water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You can't have soft cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You have insurance, right, buddy? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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How can you not have insurance?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Why? - If you're having second thoughts...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...do it in the tub.