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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm a man who respects a good coma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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What kind of a man are you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Nothing. - What kind of a man are you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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You are still afraid. You are not a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him?

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I see an Audrey, but with a small nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Maybe I'll get a steak with French-fried onion rings.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...with swimsuit models!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Now, listen, I just don't know how a person, with everything...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It is too small for someone with such a big mouth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...because he thought the man looked at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It's a deal. I don't know why you don't come with me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...but with Martin and all, maybe it's not a good idea to be seen together...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...you don't wanna mess with it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Newman. He's good friends with him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Cut these with your left hand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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The plain cake with the sweet brown crumbs on the top.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...only with the silver dollars and the pizza dough over the eyes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, I went with her to the hospital last night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why these people don't succeed at life to begin with.