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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Well, what do you wanna give him, change?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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There's nothing they can do. I like to let it ring a few times...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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We haven't got much time before the movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...for the first time in your life. You're on the street.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Everything's gotta be just so all the time with you, doesn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...to momentarily...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I went out with a guy who did it all the time. You slip them 20 bucks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I don't know what to say to reassure her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my aunt, my aunt to my mother...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Definitely. I plan to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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It took me three days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...we start to fool around...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...my mother to my uncle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Cartwright! - I have to eat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...waiting for them to fill up the trough.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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It's enough to make you sick.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You walk over to that table...