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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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There's no way I'd touch that bag for less than $2.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I do not like your toothbrush.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I met her on the way over. I couldn't get rid of her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't like to give out bites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It's not too bad. It's not like a Sunny von Bülow coma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That urine sample. Giving them that, that's always a pleasure, isn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- I would like you both to leave. - Oh, fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- How up to date? - All the way up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I would like to pull the plug out from him!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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If you can do the parallel park like that, you're a psychic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I would wait on that one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, once I didn't have dinner till, like, 9:00.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It's really bad for the foetus, you know that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Maybe I did. - Take it away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't get that whole suicide machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Friend? I don't even know that woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I could not stand it another minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wanted to do unbelievable on that test.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- How will you do that? - I don't know.