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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Nobody came up. I hang up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...hang up the phone, walk away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Seinfeld. - Yes, Seinfeld, four.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...waiting for them to fill up the trough.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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She said curse word. I hang up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and then just pick it up. Yeah, hello, operator?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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So I'm dressing, and she's staring up at me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Oh, come on, we'll divide it up three ways.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Seinfeld, four!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...you pick up an egg roll, you don't say anything...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- What's your name? - Seinfeld.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- How many? - All right, four. Seinfeld.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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The three couples.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Give me the money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...for the first time in your life. You're on the street.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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It's all so coordinated. The little socks match the little shirt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'm on the street the other day, make a pay phone call...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Oh, movie hot dogs? I'd rather lick the food off the floor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...go overtime on the call...