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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...rubbed her stapler in my armpit and put her keyboard on my butt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Or is it because of your neck?

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This bread has nuts in it.

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-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It's like you're living in the Playboy Mansion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Then to make it bloom, soak it in water for 30 to 40 minutes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...in some cheap MetLife Windbreaker. Now it is payback time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...in his stomach in slow motion.

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She's in bed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Why is this your business?

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lnstalling your Clarkman garbage disposal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Oh, how about for your stapler?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Calm down. I'm on your side.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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How about some for your keyboard, huh?

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-Hey, Puddy. -Hey, babe, your boss called.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It's simian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Since the nerds in Accounting moved...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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People in this city are crazy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-So you don't think it's attractive? -It's hideous.