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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm dead. I'm a dead man. That's it, I'm dead. I'm a dead man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Dead man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Good night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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We both have dates on the same night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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What are you doing Thursday night? You wanna have dinner?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Coffee's coffee in the morning, not at 12:00 at night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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So I just blurt out, What are you doing Saturday night?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She invites me up at 12:00 at night for coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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No, thanks. I can't drink coffee at night. It keeps me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Not a guy who goes, No. I don't drink coffee late at night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...never get out of the way of ambulances?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Of course, the woman's looking at the guy thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's a can of soda.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You're making too much of this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now I'm in the worst position of all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You're kicking me out of my house?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's like robbing a bank. Don't loiter in front of the teller with a bag of money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't get the enthusiastic hi, I'm out of there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't imagine what she must think of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I think if they hear you chewing on the other end of the phone...