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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and tell him she saw me here tonight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I feel like walking over there and taking some food...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And it's, like, right there, you know? It's not even...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And now I just feel like a big sweaty hog...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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So I'm dressing, and she's staring up at me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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No, just bring me a plate, and I'll eat here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Now she's waiting for me to call, and she's still on the phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...will give me 50 bucks if I stand here and eat one of your egg rolls.