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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my aunt, my aunt to my mother...

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...my mother to my uncle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I guess I'll just go to my uncle's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and I begin to perceive this impending...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'd put my face in their soup and blow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...I finally stop and say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and to tell anyone that answers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Definitely. I plan to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I offered you those cookies in my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Cartwright! - I have to eat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I don't know what to say to reassure her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Oh, well, I have to eat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...we go to Sky Burger, and we scarf them down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat Signal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I can't go anyway. I have to wait here for Tatiana's call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I have to make a very important call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I have to get in touch with Tatiana.