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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, I talked to my sponsor...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I didn't get my apology.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...rubbed her stapler in my armpit and put her keyboard on my butt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...and much-appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I got a waterproof phone, I shaved, I brushed my teeth...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I wanted to see you right away, but my hours here aren't so flexible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...my apology at the coffee shop was sarcastic and rude...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-World War I plane? -No, I'm in my shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I made some good cuts and I didn't lose anything I needed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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You said it. That's what I want. Say it again and tell it to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Thank you. I did notice and I appreciate you rectifying it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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And then I asked myself why. I mean, this is where I wanna be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...and I see Peggy using a seat protector.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Oh, yeah, and I use it all the time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, here's my shower routine. Maybe I can make some changes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I told you I just wanted to hop in the shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I can't wait for Hanky to come crawling back to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I kept trying to picture her naked...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-ls there anybody else here but you? -I'm alone and it's my second day.