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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...never get out of the way of ambulances?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You're kicking me out of my house?

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I don't get the enthusiastic hi, I'm out of there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...l'll call out Tippy-toe!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You make your hit and get out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And he blurted out business information he wasn't supposed to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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So I just blurt out, What are you doing Saturday night?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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All right, I gotta make a call. Everybody out. Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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We're talking. I don't go too long before I ask them out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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But can I go out with someone that actually likes this commercial?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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There's nothing to it. You lift the lid. It comes right out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's a can of soda.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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For me to ask a woman out, I gotta get into a mental state...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You're making too much of this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's like robbing a bank. Don't loiter in front of the teller with a bag of money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now I'm in the worst position of all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Of course, the woman's looking at the guy thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't imagine what she must think of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and maybe even be part of a real bull session.