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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I have never seen one episode of I Love Lucy in my life ever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Have you ever been standing there and you're watching TV...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...in terms of the future, you have to magnify everything about them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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No, I had to tell my friends. My friends didn't have to tell you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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My goal is to have over 360 pair.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't blame you. I can't believe she never called you back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can check my machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I love my phone machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Really? - I have no patience for lactose...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't like coffee. I don't have to come up!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- But I have to make a call, so... - Well, they have a phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I like to do my own material.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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After I talked to you, my neighbour called, played my messages to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't stand doing laundry, that's why I have 40 pairs of underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I also have a cordless phone, but I don't like that as much.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And to cover my nervousness, I started eating an apple.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't like you talking about me behind my back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Why do we have to leave? - I can't call a woman...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?