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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

3.6s

Oh, my God. I must be crazy. What have I done?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

1.4s

I never had a good meeting story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

2.6s

- What? - I never thought you were capable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

2.1s

- What? - I think I hit my head again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

4.4s

...but I-I wasn't here, but I- I have the note right here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

2.3s

I'm speechless, speechless. I have no speech.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

2.6s

You know, I have a very exciting life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

2.5s

Oh, Friday. No, I can't. I'm sorry. I have a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

1.9s

Not my fault. I wasn't gonna do anything...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

3.1s

...and I will carve my initials in your brain tissue.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

3.5s

...and the next thing I know, I hit my head on the coffee table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

2.7s

I can't have an affair with a married woman. That's despicable!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

2.6s

If I didn't do it with you, I would have done it with someone else.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

3.9s

I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

3.2s

If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have had an excuse to talk to her.