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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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If it was one of those in-and-out comas, maybe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Just one bite?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I got another one...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- He said that? - He was screaming about it all night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, I went with her to the hospital last night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Why would I buy another one when I spent 100 bucks on this one?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I would wait on that one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...here's one more thing you stink at.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I had a dream about that guy last night. This is amazing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Name one paranormal thing that happened to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- They moved in together? - Yeah, some place in the Village.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Not in this life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...in this really ominous nightclub.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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They did it right in this bed, Martin. Right in front of you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You didn't say junior. - I haven't had one since I was little.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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She hasn't eaten in two days.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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He can't hear you, you idiot. Why don't you just buy another one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...in the first 24 hours, get everything out of my place and put it in storage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Remember in school, they'd do hearing tests?