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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I see an Audrey, but with a small nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Maybe I'll get a steak with French-fried onion rings.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Now, listen, I just don't know how a person, with everything...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It is too small for someone with such a big mouth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It's a deal. I don't know why you don't come with me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm a man who respects a good coma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...but with Martin and all, maybe it's not a good idea to be seen together...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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But when a guy's got a coma going like this...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Get the hell out. - A plane crash?! A heart attack?!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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You're a little paranormal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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They're a comedy team.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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They can't wrap their lips around a revolver like a normal person?

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There was a woman. Audrey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Is it a plane crash?

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Can I have a bite?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, it would take a lot, because a friend is something you earn.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Let me ask you a question.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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If you named a kid Rasputin...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Wait a minute. Oh, my God.