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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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Two for Prognosis Negative.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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- ... we switch apartments for the night. - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...the other one's carrying it for him...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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What do you need me for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...I was ill for 40, 45 countries...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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Well, George told me the whole story, line for line.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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- The dog? - I'm sure it's only for a day or two.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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- Well, how do you know? - I have an instinct for these things.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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Listen, it's been a pleasure taking care of your dog for a week...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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They keep them there for a week. If nobody claims them, they kill them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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Prediction: I never see you or him again for the rest of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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But the parakeet will fall for this. You let him out. He flies around.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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The dog?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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We take the dog to the pound, we go right to the movies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...obviously, they're increasing the speed of the aircraft.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...all the time?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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The sooner the better. I can't wait to do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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Okay, here's the plan:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...because I called the hospital...