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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Or is it because of your neck?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Oh, yes. Yeah, you got any A.1., because I'm cooking a steak.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Probably because this whole universe is against me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...for three years because I kept losing the Pinewood Derby.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, aren't you the boss of him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'd accuse you of cheating, but where would you hide the tiles?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-You seem to be with a lot of men. -What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It was very nice of you to bring the man...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I think I may even have called you Gary a couple of times.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...of my finely knit sweater.

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I'm gonna get another bottle of water.

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A.A. It's one of the 1 2 steps.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I front of the whole party, he says:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, female body is a work of art.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'm trying to get out of the shower sooner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'll call you. I'll talk you through it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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You believe this?