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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.6s

It's not too bad. It's not like a Sunny von Bülow coma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.4s

...in the first 24 hours, get everything out of my place and put it in storage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.4s

It gets my rug clean.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.5s

That urine sample. Giving them that, that's always a pleasure, isn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.9s

- I knew it. I always felt different. - You are. Some coffee cake?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

- No, I'll just wear the pyjamas. - Just get it!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.5s

They can't get out of it by 24 hours, it's a land rush.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.6s

I give them 24 hours to get out of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.4s

So we're in the room and she's trying to get me to kiss her in front of him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.7s

They did it right in this bed, Martin. Right in front of you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.4s

I got more. Whatever you need, I can get it for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.2s

That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.9s

No. In fact, it's worse, because now they've found out...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.2s

Car won't start in the garage? Get a tune-up. You know what I mean?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

If it was one of those in-and-out comas, maybe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.5s

I was wondering how much longer it would be till I get my X-ray.