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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.1s

This is good. Who is this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.6s

He's gonna tell his wife. His wife's gonna call my mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.8s

Your table is ready.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2s

Is this a dream?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.3s

This is Plan 9.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.7s

Oh, what is your name?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.7s

This is the one that worked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.8s

Think this is him right here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.7s

This is gonna drive me crazy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

4s

I'm sorry. Lorraine, this is Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.5s

I realize this is extremely embarrassing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.5s

Oh, this is bad. You don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.7s

The chain reaction of calls this is gonna set off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.7s

Your name?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

4.2s

And as this is happening, I'm thinking even if I can somehow manage...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2s

- What's your name? - Seinfeld.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.3s

I'm counting your shrimps.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.2s

Here, hold this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

4.1s

Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.6s

...wipe your mouth, walk away...