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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I front of the whole party, he says:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It was very nice of you to bring the man...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Instead of an apology he was bebopping and scatting all over me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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That man is a step-skipper. He skips Step 9.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Oh, man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...and I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Probably because this whole universe is against me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, aren't you the boss of him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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No, I think the head does most of the stretching.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Okay. We're broken up for the rest of the day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...of my finely knit sweater.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It's a turnoff, man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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He has to do is count his blessings, say a prayer and he's done.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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A.A. It's one of the 1 2 steps.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Regardless, I had to walk around for the rest of the party...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'm trying to get out of the shower sooner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Or is it because of your neck?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'm gonna get another bottle of water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, female body is a work of art.