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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- On your mother's life? - On my mother's life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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We'll call you.

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Not in this life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...I would like to thank you for the greatest four days of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Why wait? Why not just call Dr. Kevorkian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't think so. You know, they're so fragile.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Elle Macpherson gonna be there? - I gotta call her back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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My mother smoked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- So how was it? - George...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why these people don't succeed at life to begin with.

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...do you think that would have a negative effect on his life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Do you want me to call the super? He was an Israeli commando.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Why don't they just keep trying? What has changed? Is their life better?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- My neighbour. - That creepy guy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...while you insult my toothbrush.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I want my vacuum cleaner!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It gets my rug clean.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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All right. So, what did you do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Throw out my garbage for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Wait a minute. Oh, my God.