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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

No meat, no leftovers, no butter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.4s

- No, no. - All right, flip it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

- Case closed. - No, no. You don't understand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

Your first reaction, or one of your friends, will say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

These are the guys who got us the apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

What do you tip a wood guy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

See, he swallowed. See, the guy, he swallowed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

Sure. It's probably the same guy who delivers the wood.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

The first couple of times you go through it, it's very upsetting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.3s

No crying, no guilt. Winner takes all and that's it. Agreed?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

- Tails. - No, it hit the table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

How could you guys have turned this place down?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.7s

You have no hot water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.3s

- You have insurance, right, buddy? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

- Do you ever find anything? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

No. The waitresslactress. She just got some part...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3s

Straight choose, three takes it. No disputes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

These are the guys who turned this place down. Can you believe it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

- It affects it. - You didn't call no interference.