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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...is trying to get some really deep sleep.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Maybe they were here from before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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No, no, they weren't here before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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No, no. They were here before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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No, they just have to get more cops on the force, it's as simple as that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Once I tried to bribe an usher at the Roller Derby.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And they serve you this different food that you never saw before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I have to get in touch with Tatiana.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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It took me three days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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If there's anything you can do to get us a table...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...to momentarily...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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There's nothing they can do. I like to let it ring a few times...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I don't know what to say to reassure her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Jerry, get menus so when we sit down we'll be able to order right away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my aunt, my aunt to my mother...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Definitely. I plan to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...we start to fool around...