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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.8s

...trying to really- Trying to do well, I wanna do well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.2s

That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.4s

So we're in the room and she's trying to get me to kiss her in front of him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.1s

We think you may have something close to super hearing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.6s

...for some reason, they don't die, and then that's it. They stop trying.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.8s

I'm going to get a physical examination.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

I don't want you to get upset or anything...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.3s

Why don't they just keep trying? What has changed? Is their life better?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

It's Martin. I think he's dying. He tried to kill himself with pills.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.9s

Because they give up too easy. I say pills don't work, try a rope.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.6s

I give them 24 hours to get out of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

5.1s

It stung my foot. That's probably what Rula was trying to warn you about.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

...for a guy to come out of a coma before you ask his ex-girlfriend out?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.2s

I very much want to. I desire to. I pine to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.8s

Supposed to take me to the delivery room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.5s

They can't get out of it by 24 hours, it's a land rush.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.1s

I'd like to, but a bunch of us from the islands are getting together.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2s

- You don't want to? - No, no, I want to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.8s

Are you going to walk me to a cab or not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.6s

I wanted them to come to me after the test and go: