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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I'm taking the kid out to dinner to cheer him up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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And he said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...and he said:

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...she starts vacuuming, back and forth, back and forth...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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And vodka. Come on.

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...and he dragged me through the streets.

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...and afterwards, you don't even smell.

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And he started to walk away.

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- And how was it? - The sex was okay...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time.

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...and blades that are kind of serrated?

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...and he threw some change at me.

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...and this is the thanks I get at Christmas.

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And he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater.

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And then he kicked me with the other foot...

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Do you have one with hooks and gouges...

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...and screwed it together like a coffee table?

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Dick, this is Jerry. And this is George.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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You know? What with Clarence Thomas and everything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I was sitting there in the office, and the cleaning woman comes in.