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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...to buy you the most beautiful Christmas sweater I have ever seen...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.7s

- I have no room. - My foot's sticking out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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So have you ever done this kind of work before?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I have to open my mouth sometimes to breathe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

1.7s

I have to-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.4s

I never feel comfortable in the women's department.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

3.3s

I didn't have an expression. I have a deviated septum.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Who am I gonna tell, my mother? Like I have nothing better to talk about.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I mean, look, I have no clothes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.6s

- I thought I'd never find it. - Today's your lucky day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I think maybe Dick picked up yours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.4s

...but I threw up from the Hennigan's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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If I was, I would have said it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

1.7s

I have to talk to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Should I not have done that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.1s

...and I asked him if I could have it...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

1.7s

I like the hand blower, I have to say.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.3s

I could lose my job. I gotta keep her quiet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Do I really have to buy her something?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I have nothing. I haven't worked for a really long time.