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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...because I got a date with her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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You got a date with Becky Gelke?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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Every day is a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Well, actually, we did date for a while, but...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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After one date you try and improvise on a machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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- I never had a job. - Know that anxiety you feel on a date?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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Oh, Friday. No, I can't. I'm sorry. I have a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'll bring him up to date.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E12 The Stall

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You know, we were just dating.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Hate them with a passion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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We both have dates on the same night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- How up to date? - All the way up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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At least with a woman there's a precedent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...with one mount at a time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...with kind of a breathy voice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm sitting there with a carrot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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You went out with a bullfighter?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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What come on? Have you ever dated a woman that worked in your office?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...should she never be allowed to date again?