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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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You got a date with Becky Gelke?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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Every day is a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Who's she dating? Mr. Peanut?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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After one date you try and improvise on a machine?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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And why is he dating a Pepsi? They're not having children.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- How up to date? - All the way up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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At least with a woman there's a precedent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...with kind of a breathy voice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm sitting there with a carrot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Listen, George. A little problem with the game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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...I hate being at a table alone with a married couple...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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What's brutal about the date is the scrutiny you put each other through.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

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You're a comedian. Couldn't you come up with something?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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What's with the hat?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...with organs. Is it possible that a head could reject...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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Elaine, have you ever gone out with a bald man?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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So I decided I'm gonna go with a 900 convertible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...to come up with a theme for their careers anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What can I do? - Deal with it. Be a man.