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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and you're drinking the exact product...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Someone's in a life-and-death situation, and we're thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...supposedly being very casual and witty?

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...and I won't stand for it.

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And she doesn't have the beeper for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You make your hit and get out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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After one date you try and improvise on a machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and I'm standing there, Maybe I'm putting too much ice in mine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that.

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And it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- That's the point. - I know the point.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Of course, the woman's looking at the guy thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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The funny thing is, I see him all the time.

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The soda commercial people.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You mean the one where the guys are all standing around...

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Great day in the morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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But what about the messages?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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What's brutal about the date is the scrutiny you put each other through.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's enough already with the apples.

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I'll meet her outside the building.