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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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After one date you try and improvise on a machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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What's brutal about the date is the scrutiny you put each other through.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Maybe she just practices good hygiene.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

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Every day is a date.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Who's she dating? Mr. Peanut?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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And why is he dating a Pepsi? They're not having children.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

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You got a date with Becky Gelke?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and you're drinking the exact product...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Someone's in a life-and-death situation, and we're thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- How up to date? - All the way up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Oh, no, no. Tuesday's no good because we've got choir practice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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And the lady went, Really?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...supposedly being very casual and witty?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and I won't stand for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And she doesn't have the beeper for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You make your hit and get out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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...than parking spaces.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's such a great location and it's so close to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and I'm standing there, Maybe I'm putting too much ice in mine.