NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.4s

Right. You, me and Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.2s

So why do you call me six times a day?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

3.2s

I don't know. They drink and they bend things at the bar. I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.9s

...why don't you just go as fast as you can...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.5s

- You sure you don't wanna go? - I want to, but I can't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.7s

...which to me is just the lowest function of human life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.4s

You don't tip a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.3s

I'm in the book, and I have a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.6s

How do you know for sure? Why don't you do me a favour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2s

You can't talk during a movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

1.9s

...and they said you were released on Monday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.8s

Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

4s

Yes. She understands you, and she is not demanding.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

- You can tip a gardener. - You don't need a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

2.3s

- Please don't make me beg. - No, I want you to beg me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

2s

You don't just write a Murphy Brown.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.5s

Did you call me a wuss?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

1.9s

I don't care. Why are you telling me this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.8s

- Have you thought about me? - Of course.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.4s

You want me to roll 6000 of these?