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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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A couple of tough monkeys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- I've been under a lot of stress. - Oh, you've been under a lot of stress.

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- What is this? - It's a list of excuses.

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He's got the attention span of a 5-year-old.

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- Mint. - Of course.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...I kind of...

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All of it!

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Matter of time now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I'm out of the picture. I am out of the picture.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I was buying her one of those containers of orange drink.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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At least with a woman there's a precedent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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It's a guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...of Eastern European national anthems.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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...a craftsman, a labourer of some sort?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Someone says, Get out of my life.

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I need some kind of excuse Rolodex.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You made a man cry?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Men... It's true. Men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle. Just:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You want me to roll 6000 of these?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...in any walk of life, under any circumstance...