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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

...and I threw out my couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.2s

I have to tutor my nephew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.5s

...and I begin to perceive this impending...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

5.2s

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.8s

I reach into my pocket to pay for it. I look down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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I want to slide my tongue around you like as-

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and smashing it over my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

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- I don't know. - I quit my job.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

1.5s

I didn't get my apology.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

4.3s

Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping-Pong?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

4.1s

Look, I had nothing to do with this. It wasn't my decision.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

2.9s

...and this beautiful girl I could never even talk to...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.3s

What, should I quit my job?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

4.8s

I'm starving. I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.9s

I'd put my face in their soup and blow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.8s

...and I make up things just to see if he's paying attention.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.6s

And I don't go up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.9s

...I finally stop and say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and to tell anyone that answers...