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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Elaine Benes, this is Joel Horneck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I got four shows this weekend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Welcome back. How were the shows?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

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I thought you had a show in Ithaca.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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And I'm about to show him how much I've missed him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Come on. Let's go do something. I don't want to just sit around here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- Wanna get something to eat? - Where?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I don't care. I'm not hungry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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We could go to one of those cappuccino places.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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They let you just sit there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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What are we gonna do there, talk?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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We can talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I'll go if I don't have to talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Then we'll just sit there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Okay, I'm gonna check my machine first.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Picking someone up at airport, jury duty...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...waiting for cable company. - Okay, just hand that over, please.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What is this? - It's a list of excuses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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It's for that guy Horneck, who's at the game tonight with my tickets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have that list now, so in case he calls, I just consult it...