♪ Is it raining? ♪

♪ Sweet as a song ♪

♪ Never a happy song to sing ♪

- By gum, it's gum! - Wrong!

- Any new songs? - Yeah, this one by Pat Boone.

- Anything you say. - And by the way...

♪ Is relished by the wisest men ♪

Our little group is getting smaller by the minute.

by the unexpected discovery of the first Wonka Golden Ticket.

You know, no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall.

Under Section Thirty-Seven B of the contract signed by him,

It's beaten the record held by my best friend Miss Cornelia Prinzmetel,

It has to be big because whenever you transmit something by television,

All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by.

Oh, uh, Augustus, please, don't do that. My chocolate must never be touched by human hands.

Look at me, everybody. I'm the first person in the world to be sent by television.

Look at me. I'm gonna be the first person in the world to be sent by television!

It can take you to any room in the whole factory, just by pressing one of these buttons. Any of these buttons.