Hey, come here, you little con artist!

What is it? Flight of the Con...

We never weighed the pros and cons.

Tearing up con-look at that. Oh.

Pick a card, any card.

My career handed over to an ex-con.

We're in our very own personal Comic-Con

Man, I'm telling you, we have been conned.

You're a bigger con than he is, with your broken English

[Newscaster 1] Colonel Tom Parker was a liar, a cheat, a con man.

I thought you conned your mother into getting him a real lawyer.

Um, the whole thing was, you know, kind of a con job.

Only ex-cons and welfare moms work at that plant.

♪ I'm writing down all the pros and cons ♪

You and every other con artist this side of the Hudson.

That's my opinion. But you weigh the pros and the cons

Yep, but those other cons ain't got an artiste workin' over in Brooklyn...

♪ I can pick any card from a pack ♪

# No need to pick up any toys #

Pick any adjective to describe this ball.