I think I'm gonna be sick.

Yeah, well, not for me. I'm not gonna work there, so my brother's gonna get it all.

Cos I was gonna say it.

I believe that the woman in the video believes it's real.

Just kidding, it's actually me.

Stop it! Get off me!

Okay, let me be really clear about this.

- What are you gonna do now, kill me? - Kill you? Deb...

Let me put it this way...

day after tomorrow, all these mouth-breathers are gonna be in my store

but it's the number of her viewers weighing in and creating their own online videos

cos that's what you're gonna be doing if I don't get some goddamn answers!

I guess it would be one tap now?

I think we can be pretty sure that you like me.

A lot has been said about videos going viral but, for Deb Clarington, it's like an outbreak.

It's safe to assume that you like me.

- Put it down! - Make me, you dumb-ass!

No. Trust me. Okay? Nobody does it that way.

Look, my fiancée, brother and father are out there. They'll be expecting me.

Anyway, it's the Fourth, so I'm gonna go spend some time with my family.